Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
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