Sry I called you an 8
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
I can't wash the smell of tacos off my hands. I feel like the Lady Macbeth of Chipotle.
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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