I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
I'm sorry I never said I wasn't coming home last night. To my defense I did type and send a text, only I was too drunk to realize I sent it to the guy I was with instead of you.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
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