The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
Randomize
