Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
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Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
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I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
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