So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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