She announced her abortion via fbk
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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