Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
so, my congressman just called me to say he has office hours this week if i'm still interested in talking to him. i pray to god this is not related to Friday.
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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