I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
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I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
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Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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