going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
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You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
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he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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