Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
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