lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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