don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
I just realized i masturbated to the home shopping network. I either need to get a boyfriend asap, or a subscription to a porn website, or i just need to stop taking ambien
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
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