He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
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College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
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She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
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