This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
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Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
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He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
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