Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
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