On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
FUCK WHALES
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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