Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
Lynn just told me "I heard about your divorce. Condoms or morning pill your choice and I'm buying". Sorry but I got plans now bro.
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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