We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
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