my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
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