Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
So I purposely left a bunch of metal in my pockets so that the smokin hot TSA officer would give me a pat down. Airport security just got fun
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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