2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
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