How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
even my farts smell like vagina
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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