do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
I just pynch a tree in the face
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
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