More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
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