We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
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Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
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My night just got really weird. In a sit down stall bathroom at this nice resturaunt and this guy walks in as I rip a humongous porcelain-splitting fart. Well, I hear him stop for a second. He then opens the door to the stall next to mine, sits down and says, "player two has entered the game."
Did you win?
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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