Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
Listen, Pinot Grigio got me pregnant. It can get you a boyfriend.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
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