I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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