hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
For some reason, my father is not responding to the 5 texts I sent him that all read: "Dad dad dad dad dad dddaadd dddddaaaaaaaaad dad".
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
I think it says something about my sobriety when I don't notice a Taco Bell wrapper stuck to my ass until I'm in the shower...
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
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