party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
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And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
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Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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