This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
If you hit me with your dick and make light saber noises we are breaking up. I don't care if it's your birthday, you are not a sex Jedi.
So is singing the star wars theme as I put the condom on off limits?
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
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