just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
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