white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
Todays lesson: Chew your food better when your drunk. I almost choked throwing up this morning.
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
I performed "get broken glass out of my shoulder" surgery last night... Drunk, with a what-a-burger straw.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
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