you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
To potentially get me laid, I need you to send me your favorite memes.
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