...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
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He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
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I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.