Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
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her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
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Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
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