yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
the guy at the pet shop just had an eye seizure while looking at my chest
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
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