i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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