just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
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you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
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If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
He's a Shit stain on my heart
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
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