Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
Remind me to tell you the Scottish bar story tomorrow
Remind me to tell you it was a shitty story when you're done telling it tomorrow
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
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