Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
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then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
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Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
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