PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
He brought a girl home so fat he called me before they got home to unlock the right side of the French doors
Fuck he won the bet
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
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