It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
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Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
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I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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