I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
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once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
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Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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