and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
do you have any idea why i woke up naked spooning my toaster?
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
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hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
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We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
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