you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
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