capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
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I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
Totally just locked myself outside of my house, in my robe, with the fedex man and a box of sex toys. Not my week.
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
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Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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