If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
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