My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
It's really funny to see the look on the sales lady's face when she asks why you're replacing a painting. "I knocked it off the wall during sex w/ my heels," wasn't what she expected.
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
So, I woke up under a table with an alarm clock on my face, my hair in a bag of popcorn, and my phone charger wrapped around me.. what happened?
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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