Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
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Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
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It's official drugs can't kill me
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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