David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
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