She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
oh vodka. i could write you a sonnet.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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