it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
Randomize
