Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
I finished my first whiskey and I'm waiting to have a second one in celebration when your pregnancy test comes back negative
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
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