playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
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