the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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